It is being reported that Emile Heskey is about to sign for Newcastle.......that's Newcastle Jets in the A League in Australia. Frankly I still think he will struggle!
****ing twat! In my current state I shat myself. When I'm sober, Imma find you son, and then.... please log in to view this image
Sorry guys...but it is true. The poor sods have signed him on a one year deal worth 1 million. This is the same team that Micheal Bridges played for over the past 3 years.
They tried to sign Alan smith (ex Man u/mag) and Milton nunes but they wound up in the San marino division 5, i think, and scored 2 goals between them (one deflected of a players backside!, the other when the goalkeeper clashed with his defender on the half way line, and Smith was standing on the goal line and it bounced of his leg and went in).
