Gary Monk, Gaffa Garry Monk....Nahh Nahh Nahh naaa naaa naa na... (to the tune of baby give it up) That is all..... Unless anyone has any better suggestions....
How about... "Hey Hey! We're the Monkees! And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down." Verse: "Here he comes... He's up our street... We get the funniest looks... From everyone we meet....... Hey Hey! We're the Monkees!..." Etc.
"Swansea City in to the groove, scoring goals just for the Monk of it, Swansea City in to the groove no one can stop us now" To the tune of One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic
He'd be like Rasputin the mad monk if we sang those at him and clout us with a wet monk fish cos he'd have a right monk on ! Instead of elvis we could all dress as mad monks and and not give a friar tuck what the opposition sing cos were holier than thow mun. K
They would work with a slight Change around... Na Na, Na Na, Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Naaa, Gaffa Garry Monk, Garry Monk, Gaffa Garry Monk.... Repeat ad infinitum.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva.
