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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's all we need. Venom with super powers.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I've only been on a BG platform once, back in 2008.

    There was a bird from FHM High St Honeys on at the time and I also had the misfortune to walk in to the cabin and see the auld **** I was sharing with ****ing away on the bed like a steam engine.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I already have one; the power to make you jealous as **** and mention me every five minutes like a leashed spastic. <ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did you wait for him to finish?
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, I stood there politely with my hands clasped behind my back...


    ...In reality I told him he was a clatty bastard then got out of there like a whippet out the trap.
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

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    I remember my first trip offshore.

    One of the guys I was with went down to the spider deck and started fishing.

    Changed days now.
     
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    I would like to see one of those underwater welders , ****ing clever stuff.
    How does he light it ?
     
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  10. Null

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    With safety matches of course...
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Loving the radioactive barrel that the DR have used to illustrate their point. I was totally lost without that...
     
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    And the caption <laugh>

    please log in to view this image

    A Radioactive Barrel
     
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    Oh is that what that is??
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    Aye can barely move offshore for bright yellow barrels with big radioactive stickers on them.


    As I typed that I just realised that most platforms you can hardly move for barrels but it's usually a rusty as **** barrel of lubricant that they'll then put into a clean machine. ****ing spastics.
     
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    Sounds great ...
     
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    <laugh>

    For what is supposedly high technology there are some amount of Heath Robinson practices out there.

    I remember being up in Ardesier for a few months 25 years ago. In the middle of winter. ****in freezing it was. We warned not to pick up any paint tins on site as the workers has developed a propensity for ****ing in them rather than taking the long trek to the lavvy. Having said that it was debatable which was more hygienic.
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    Funnily enough the occasional sealed paint tin would wash up on Invergordon beach when I was a nipper...about 25 years ago <laugh>
     
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    You paint a lovely picture.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

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    No jokes about Venom's face already being hideously mutilated? Poor show.
     
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