Right. I'm outta here, got things to do. Out later to a friends for dinner....gonna take a bag and nick the loo roll.
I waved at a girl because I thought she waved at me. Turns out she was waving to another guy. So to get out of the situation I kept my hand in the air and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I’m now in Prague starting a new life.
I panic bought some beer today, but I panic drank it all. Now I’ve got to panic buy some more tomorrow.
At the doc's. He told me I'd got hermes. I said, "Don't you mean herpes?" He said, "No, you're a carrier."
I actually need to do a small shop tonight. Does one need a cover story when buying toilet paper, I feel like I need to justify the purchase...I normally bulkbuy because I hate shopping. I feel the need to down grade and buy just a small pack to avoid looking like I'm panicking.
My mate who owns a funeral parlour was on the way in his hearse to a funeral down the M4... Police pulled him over and gave him a ticket..... He got done for Undertaking
