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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Right. I'm outta here, got things to do. Out later to a friends for dinner....gonna take a bag and nick the loo roll.
     
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    I waved at a girl because I thought she waved at me. Turns out she was waving to another guy. So to get out of the situation I kept my hand in the air and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I’m now in Prague starting a new life.
     
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    As if it wasn't bad enough being Dyslexic, now I've got the Racoon virus.
     
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    I panic bought some beer today, but I panic drank it all. Now I’ve got to panic buy some more tomorrow.
     
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    At the doc's.
    He told me I'd got hermes.
    I said, "Don't you mean herpes?"
    He said, "No, you're a carrier."
     
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    I actually need to do a small shop tonight. Does one need a cover story when buying toilet paper, I feel like I need to justify the purchase...I normally bulkbuy because I hate shopping. I feel the need to down grade and buy just a small pack to avoid looking like I'm panicking.
     
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    International Women's Day...

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    How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

    About a buccaneer.
     
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    My mate who owns a funeral parlour was on the way in his hearse to a funeral down the M4...

    Police pulled him over and gave him a ticket.....

    He got done for Undertaking
     
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