Mrs Robinson. So who are the granny shaggers here? Post your tale and then nominate someone else to tell their’s. Ayia Napa, summer of 1993. I was 17, she was a Welsh hairdresser with massive norks. I told her I was 21, she said she was 31. I know that I was lying, I’m fairly certain she was as well. I’d say she was more like 35. Not for the first or last time, I had that, “where the **** am I and how the **** am I going to get home” thought when I crept out of her ****e holiday apartment. I nominate @luvgonzo because he’s Welsh and @The Liebherr Legacy because I reckon he dreams of being a hairdresser. Also @Commachio as he’s bound to have some filthy story to share with the support group.
In some party for my friend parents I was 17 got a BJ from some random bird of about 45 not good looking at all but she just grabbed hold of it and asked and I though **** it go on then.
Also when I was 17/18, my mate had a party at his parents’ house. We found a girl we’d been at school with sucking off the dad outside. The mum was in the house at the time and was a bit pissed off. The next weekend my mate got a blow job off the same girl. She was a proper dog. As an aside, the dad once caught me in their house sucking his daughter’s tits. I was seeing her best mate Carol at the time. What did her dad say when he found some horny teenager going to town on his daughter? “What about Carol?”
This sounds like it will be good. If its anything like the chick on the train it should be good. And I totally would have wrecked that chick, based on the pic you posted
She looked better in real life tbf, and was wearing slutty knee high socks and a very short skirt... Sometimes I regret deleting her number
Hairdresser Never really shagged an older bird. Oldest was probably 30 when I was 19, still had a funny moment where I was trashing it and she said '****ing hell! How old are you again?' and I replied '14' Other than that when I was 18 I got a blowwy off my mates mrs pisshead mum who was about 40. She was ****ing minging with dodgy teeth. Nominate @Tobes and @Safc83
Two spring straight to my mind. The first one was about July, this year. Buying a house off a woman well into her 60's. The mortgage valuation came back a couple of grand less than the offer the old lady accepted. I had to make the difference up out of my own pocket, which I really didn't want to do. I went round to see her to come to an arrangement. To cut a long story short, I gave her what she wanted and I walked away with the price, I wanted. She had the smelliest fanny you can imagine. She was ****ing ugly too and very little teeth. No ****. The second one happened on 28/03/2003. I remember it so vividly because it was the night of my old man's funeral. I went to my mates who lived around the corner and had a few drinks before he announced he was going to the monkey (rave), we were only 19 at the time and that was our thing. I didn't want to go and stayed to finish off my can which wasn't unusual. When he left his mam kept cuddling me asking if I was alright and then when she pulled back from one cuddle we kissed and I ended up doing her on the settee. She had the first pair of foster tits that I had ever encountered and I can remember being mesmerised by them. They were lush, big and firm. She was pure filth, after I had finished (didn't last long) she mustn't have realised cos she turned round and casually told me I could stick it up her arse now. Devastating doesn't come close. She was a very good looking woman. I was 19 and she was 40. I also recall her telling me she fancied me from the first time she seen me. I had known her for 8 years
Didn't get a notification on this.. Not really shagged anyone a lot older than me.. Did shag the lettings manager about 12 years ago she was a good 20 years older than me and smoked weed.. She made me get stoned and all I could focus on were the wrinkles round her mouth instantly got the droop and left.