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  1. NUFCtomw362

    NUFCtomw362 Active Member

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    Just spent the last hour and a half, struggling to do a media essay and it's left me severely crippled. Eventually finished but in desperate need of something funny to bring back the smile. Anybody got any links to funny videos/threads? Can't find the first to a million thread, and I exhausted all of RBTs funny articles and typing 'funny' into Youtube does not result in many 'funny' things.

    Apologies for off-topic article, but this board tends to be a lot funnier than those on general chat and there don't seem to be too many articles being busy tonight.
     
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    Yes very quiet, if you want something funny here goes.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    What was your media essay on? I recently (2 years ago) graduated with a first class honors in media production and technology. I'm not too sure how though, and haven't had or will ever get a job in it as there isn't any/many!
     
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    My wife started getting dirty phone calls two weeks ago and she's worried he's found out her home address.




    He must have - the calls have stopped.
     
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    Haha...have some rep...

    rep failed, my bad!
     
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    We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


    Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.


    Toilet Use

    Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.


    So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
    "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
    "Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
    The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
    "Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
    "That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
    With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
    "That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
    "Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a w***er
     
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  12. NUFCtomw362

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    Ah nice, can't wait to drop it myself, doing absolutely **** in it at the moment. It's based on exam questions on two articles about music and how it's changed. We've got to compare how the two articles use literary features, presentational devices etc to get their points across and how effective they are in doing so.

    <laugh> Class, love David Mitchell. Rep for that :)
     
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  14. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman with a cat flap on his head.
     
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  16. I want curly hair too

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    Series 1-7 of Peep Show on 4od <ok>
    or all the inbetweeners series are on there too :)
     
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  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <doh> Forgot to add link!

    Extremely cruel , but funny prank!

     
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    How true
     
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