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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    My son is a tradesman. They work in pairs these days. He's been partnered up with another guy and the guy yaps constantly. I've told him to punch him but he's not willing to do that.
    Any ideas how to shut this mofo up?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Tell him some horribly inappropriate story so matey never wants to talk to him again?
     
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  3. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Toby

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    Something like 'I walked into my Gran's room one night and fingered her in her sleep'
     
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  5. Tina.

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    Fûck sake lol
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Tuna's son ^^
     
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  7. Tina.

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    He's kick fûck out you, nae bother.
     
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    <rofl>

    Kick **** out of The LYT's enforcer and Top Sicario?

    Aye, nae bother, Tuna, you ****ing mess.
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    Get your lad to tell Chatty McChatterson that either he shuts up or sucks his dick, it's a win win either way then.
     
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    Is this one of these Community programmes for mongo kids? Sounds like the other kid has Williams Syndrome. It will probably help your son in the long term, whom I assume is autistic or has some other mongo disease.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    <laugh> id love you to say that to his face <laugh>
     
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    Why? Does he have one of those big mongo faces with a birthmark?
     
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  13. Tina.

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    No, he would kick his cûnt in.
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :huh:
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Shower of bàstards. Last time I ask for assistance on here. I'm leaving.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    Can't you weigh in on behalf of Tina Jr? Threaten to pugwash Talky McTalkerson after you've done an hour power walking in your nylon house suit. That might shut him up.

    Or do the whole Graduate thing on him

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    "Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson"

    "Am I fu.ck, you wee prick, these are my support stockings to stop the varicose veins!"
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Get your son to try and kiss him or feel his cock and then the other guy will ask to work with somebody else. Unless the other guy is a poof, then that could cause a whole lot of other problems. Unless your son is a poof too and then it would all be good <ok>
     
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    Already done that one you mong :-

    Get your lad to tell Chatty McChatterson that either he shuts up or sucks his dick, it's a win win either way then.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Saying to somebody "shut up or suck my cock" is hardly the same as the romantic way of coming on to him like I described.
     
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