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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    One night I was home alone, and I heard some **** in my living room. So I went to my room and hid in my sheets.

    When I woke up I saw a horse next to me. So I asked the horse, "wtf you're a horse." then he gave me blowjob. and then he invited his horse friends over and we had a horse orgy.

    Its been about a week and he hasn't called me back. What should I do?
     
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    Hash., Mar 16, 2013
  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    The horse is probably saddled with guilt.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Mar 16, 2013
  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  4. Hash.

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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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  6. Strobe

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    oh dear he may have taken by ilness or had a stressful exam
     
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    Strobe, Mar 17, 2013

  7. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Just say 'Neigh'
     
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    ncgandy, Mar 17, 2013
  8. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    what a bowl of steaming horse piss this thread is
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Mar 17, 2013
  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Horse spunk is part of a stable diet.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Mar 18, 2013

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