If Leeds win on Wednesday and then win the play off final and then finish top of Premier league next season, and make it to the champions league final does anyone know what the ticket allocation will be and will it be on red button. Oh and I know its a long shot but will anyone have a spare ticket for my young un cos I can only buy one ticket on my membership, and could anyone give us a lift to the stadium and pack us some sarnies and a flask of tea
Police in Madrid are concerned that Tottenham fans may take flares to the stadium on 1st June. Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European final.
The Mrs just asked me if I could be more like Liverpool during sex. "What the **** do you mean?" I asked. ♂ She replied "Stay on top for ages then come 2nd."