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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by _kstone, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. _kstone

    _kstone New Member

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    Good evening everybody.

    Apologies for making this my first post, but we are hoping to raise money for our College staff team to get a new football kit. At the moment we are having the wear the students kit when we play our matches. The kits are too small, and it's not fair on the students to have to share the kit with us!

    We're hoping to raise some money, and any donations would be very kindly appreciated! The money that we raise will first and foremost provide us with a new mens football kit for the full squad, as well as a new kit for the students, you can call it as way of an apology for having to share the kit with us for the past few years!

    Once again, I apologise for having to ask you, but with tough economic times, we are hoping that we can rile up some generous people and raise the money to buy the kits that we need!

    If you would like to read more, or would be kind enough to make a donation, you can do so at the following link:

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    Note: Your donation will not be taken from your bank account as soon as you pledge. The money will be taken on the 21st March 2014, subject to the full amount having been raised.

    Thank you for your kind support!
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ER's the most generous **** on here, he'll donate enough to cover all your costs.

    :)
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You want people to fund your hobby?

    How about 15 teachers throw a hundred pound each in the pot out of their generous wages, wages paid for by the public btw?
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Lose some weight you fat f**ks . Mibbe spend some of those hunners of holidays you get doing some exercise instead of propping up the bar eh .:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That ain't likely, the ****s are planning another strike over "low wages".
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Cheapskates, buy your own kit <grr> <grr>
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Also, £1500?!??!?

    How many ****ing players do you have?!?
     
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  8. _kstone

    _kstone New Member

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    Wow, didn't realise you'd all be such nobs about it.

    And FYI...

    1. Teachers wages may be paid for by the public in turn.. but that is because we do you a service by teaching your kids and helping them to become well rounded and knowledgable people.

    2. It's not a hobby. We play in a local football league, it encourages teamwork and keeping fit (physically and mentally), which is vital when you do the job that we do.

    3. You may think that teachers earn lots of money, and i'm sure some do. But the majority of teachers working in public schools earn low wages for the amount of hours that are put into the job.

    4. Losing weight won't help us to fit into shirts for 12 years olds...

    5. We don't have £100 each to pay for kits. Because like I've already mentioned, we don't earn £60k per year like you seem to think we do. That's why we're trying to fundraise.

    6. Kits aren't cheap. The £1500 buys a mens kit, a new junior kit for the students and pays the JustGiving fees
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Emm you said you were college staff wearing students strips . Now you're saying your students are 12 year old .

    12 year old college students eh ??????

    Did you used to be a Nigerian prince ?

    f**k off ya brammer . Nae **** in here I s fawing for your speel .

    National Tiger might actually :undecided:
     
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  10. _kstone

    _kstone New Member

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    College students are 11 - 19. Our kits are designed for 12 year olds, but are worn by up to 14s.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Only if they are white
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    To be fair cock bod, you've come on here asking for people to give money for football. They're mostly jockanese on here mate, so they're both alien concepts to them.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Don't give me your ****e, it's a ****ing hobby.

    Here's the deal, a few pics of the upper 6th girls hockey team in the showers and I'll drop you a tenner?
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Lots of villages down the road from me have been flooded since christmas, how about you ****s donating some cash to that. :)
     
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  15. _kstone

    _kstone New Member

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    Shouldn't have bought a house on a floodplain. Nice and dry over here.
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Looks like Gas has just been handed his arse by the bespectacled Geography teacher <laugh>^^^^
     
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  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Somerset levels flooded because the environment agency thought spending a few million a year on dredging the rivers and watercourses was too expensive.

    Instead they invested 31 million on a bird sanctuary. :)
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Dredging wouldn't have made much difference, the outlets the rivers/drains head for couldn't cope with the load as it was due to a combination of rain and high tide.
     
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  19. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Hold on here Toby, I thought teachers were part of your lefty in-group who deserved more free **** from the state (because rich ****s are exploiting everyone) ?

    Anyway I'd actually pay teachers more - god forbid the next generation is educated by a bunch of mopey lefty looking ****s resentful over their only slightly above average wages.
     
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  20. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> **** off.
     
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