Help needed.................

I'm coming back home for a few weeks and I was wondering what you can,or can't,say in England.

Thanks.

 

Naxos

I ain't been back for 5 years now so i wouldn't know but i'm guessing that as long as you avoid using the word Black then you will be ok!!

 

Thanks Spanish.

If I say naughty words in Greek or German will I get into trouble?

 

You can still say "Norwich Scum"....

 

I've taught the Krauts that one Hoppers.

Good god Olli Kahn is on TV now.

If you ever come to Germany avoid HD TV.

 

Naxos

Perhaps you should read the same English guide book as Luis Suarez!

 

Krauts? Really Naxos next you'll be calling the Greeks "bubbles".

 

You can't say black
You can't say coloured
You can't say Negrito

But you can say LOL, LMFAO, TBH, WTH, BTW,OMG, OMFG, Innit, swear down, Norfuckian, norfolk shower*.
(* When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a **** load of Sure or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath)

 

You also can't chat up a woman anymore because it is seen as sexist.

 

Thanks Guru...................

But I don't really want to chat up boys.

Basically I'm stuffed.

 

Oz-I was in Athens a few months ago and the Greeks actually appreciate the term bubbles.

Their politicians certainly speak it.

Then again,so do ours.

On topic,Town 3-1 Bristol City.

 

Also, in the PC capital of the the world. You have to buy just as many green banana's as yellow because either colour is as good as the other!

 

Thanks Guru............

In Greece we grow black tomatos.

Is this legal?

 

Loaves of bread are now mixed between white and brown, segregation is unacceptable, and Daddies brown sauce is now referred to us 'Parents sauce from an African Background'. Traffic lights are a kaleidoscope of colours and you have to put both petrol and diesel in your car as discrimination/favouritism is frowned upon.
Hope this helps.

 

Naxos,

What ever you do, do not point at the "no bombing" sign at the local pool just as a muslim family are walking past.....

I am banned for life !!!!!

 

Pershore,I've just wet myself laughing.

 

Nice to see you back Naxos, hope all is well apart from thr trouser issue !!

 

Thanks for all your tips.

I think Syria is a better option,or maybe a Costa Cruise.

 

You are now no longer allowed to sing " were the left side.....were the right side" etc etc.

This discriminates against those who are sat in the middle, moreover those that are sat in the middle are forced to make a decision on what side they belong to, even when they may prefere to stay in the middle...!

 

Don't mention Syria! Especially the City of Homs!