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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I apologise for not being on here recently, I've got IBS, I was diagnosed with it last friday.
     
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    And?

    Sent from my D6653 using Tapatalk
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Which IBS Matth?



    Sent from my garage using an etchasketch.
     
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Irritable bowl syndrome ( I'm sorry if your eating )
     
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  5. Chief

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    Ah, I thought you meant an IBD. Such as Crohns.

    That's proper bad, you've just got the ****s essentially so don't worry.
     
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    Thanks.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    IBS is treatable
     
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  8. glazerfodder

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    Doesn't he still play for the RS
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He is **** so must be there best player <laugh>
     
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  10. theevilreddevil

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    And there's me thinking IBS was Irritating Bastard Syndrome, silly me <cheers>
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Had IBS since I was 16.
    Take Spazmanol and it will be fine (That's not a joke, that actually the medications name).
     
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  12. theevilreddevil

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    Sort ya diet out and stay away from chilly and acids
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Also dont use butt plugs
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I have ibs. Just means pretty much everything gives me the ****s.
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    Yup, the worst for me is Chocolate, Mayonnaise and red meat.
    Oh and McDonalds Milkshakes, jesus christ!!
     
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    You've no one to blame but yourself there. Anything that looks the same going out as it does going in is a bad idea...
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Yup, I avoid them like the plague these days.
    It's just not worth it.
    Never mind "moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips"
    More like "moment on the lips, 3 hours of the ****s!"
     
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  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I know how you feel.
     
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    The good news is, the tight elasticated ankles on those baggy Lonsdale trackie bottoms means everything stays in <ok>
     
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