*Ding Dong* Hello, my name is Elder Price And I would like to share with you The most amazing book Hello, my name is Elder Grant It's a book about America A long, long time ago
[video=youtube;OKkLV1zE8M0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0[/video] What the hell is that crap!
probably appropriate title as that is probably the only word they get out before the door is shut in their face lol. my stepdad when i was younger used to have a washing up bowl of cold water ready for when they knocked the door, and he has got a few of them.
It's taken from a play written by the creators of South Park (and the guy that wrote the music in Frozen). It's about a couple of Mormon missionaries who go to Africa and battle with the local warlords to try and stop them cutting out all the clirorises. (is that correct plural?) They teach them in the end that the clitoris is a holy thing! Hasa Diga Ebowai! Everytime the door bell rings in the office I hear "Hello, my name is Eldar Price..."
We had a guy in our office who we used to like to prank, named Wally. We decided we'd try and find as much "free crap" on the internet as we possibly could and have it all delivered to his flat. (this was back when people really did give free stuff over the internet without a catch, as they wanted to get your business). Everything from panties, to mugs with various business logos on them- he got them all delivered to his door- during our blitzkreig of spamming him... We all picked a different deliberate misspelling of his name so everything arrived with his name misspelled. He got a bunch of junk mail- but actually scored some pretty cool items... don't know who he gave things like the panties and stockings to though... maybe he kept them. Someone chose "Wooly" and ordered him a free "Book of Mormon". When Wally came home from work one day there were two people waiting for him at his door. "Hello, are you Wooly, we've come to hand deliver the Book of Mormon that you ordered". I feel bad for those poor guys being led on a wild goose chase like that... they probably thought they had a real sucker that they could reel in and were willing to camp out at his door waiting for him to show up. Funny thing is, he said he almost let them in and talk to them so he could get the book... he had no interest in becoming a Mormon, but wanted to read the book out of curiosity.
I would imagine the song was written without any idea of a visualisation. The video came later and is some daft video director's idea.
I'm not sure what that video is from- it's not from the play. Neil Patrick Harris, etc, are not in the play. It was a big hit in the US- so obviously they got some of the cast from the play to perform for some event. The play does start out with that song where they're all standing on the benches pressing the doorbells. It also ends with a different (funnier) version of that song being sung by the African converts. If you're not sensitive to religious insults the song "Hasa Diga Ebowai" is pretty good- it's a parody of "Hakuna Matatat" from the Lion king but with a very different meaning. [nsfw]Translates as "f** You God" in the fake language used All the tribal villagers dancing in circles singing: f** you God in the Ass, mouth, and c**ta f** you in the eye, f** you God in the Ass, mouth, and c**ta f** you in the other eye, [/nsfw] The movie version is planned to be released in a couple of years- I highly recommend seeing it when it comes out! (if you're not easily offended) It's hilarious. Should be higher budget than their last film (Cannibal, the musical) since they're infinitely more famous now after creating South Park and have more money.
... The videos don't work in the phone app and YouTube is blocked at work... I typed in the code from the URL OKkLV1zE8M0 into YouTube player on phone... didn't see Lionel Richie song- (only the Mormon song) so can't comment on Richie!
Cannibal the musical wasn't there last film! That was absolutely ages ago! Brilliant film, absolutely love it and recommend everyone watch it! But since then they've done orgazmo, team America and BASEketball.
I've been getting pissed and dating a lot. London's a different world for that ****. Was meant to be offshore from a couple weeks ago, but I was offered a lucrative London based job which I couldn't refuse. That means no more offshore, get my life back and I'll be back to sitting at a desk again. Which means more of me on here.
just go o nthe sign up thread, say you are in turn up and accuse people, lie, try to figure out who is lying and just plain vote for gerrez to die first...
