Hello my name is tarquin rice-oxley,Friends call me roxley, i live in Fulham and have been watching them since they went into the premiership, bloody good place to watch a soccer, beats the hell out of rugger. Do you any carlittos near the ground, one must have a latte before the match to go with my rocket salad with goats cheese, any good places to have supper later on myself and rupert need a good feed, all my eaton friends would like to meet some of you rangers chaps after the game to have a pimms or two, jolly good show, bottoms up
Yeah... sure meet you guys outside the bush market and I will treat you to a good sucking on a tramps **** sock X
whats the bush market, is that like the stock market covered in greenery, is the sucking any connection to brighton? had plenty of buggery down there, reminds me back at university
If you're going to do this ever so funny impression of the stereotypical Fulham supporter then at least do it well.
its been a long day i have failed badly at my impession of a stereotypical ffc supporter, probably cos i am old school ffc.just tried to make a bit of light hearted banter.o.k i wont give up my day job
All in all, a pretty lame effort to parody Marcus Brigstoke's character, Giles Wemmbley Hogg. I would respectfully suggest a bit of proof-reading before posting, Fulham Traveller, as it's littered with missing words and the like. Quite frankly, you come across as a bit of an ignorant prat.
Give him a break ffs guys. Hardly wumming is he? Nice try FT. Take your point completely. Fulham had a 'proper / normal' fanbase back in the (Chamberlayne, Trinder, Haynes, Conway) days. That changed when the area went 'upwardly' mobile. Fact is, there but for the grace of God go we... if Briatore had got his way with his notions of turning us into a boutique club (50 quid a ticket, remember that - not that many months ago was it?), wouldn't have been long before a few of us were writing bitter taste posts like the OP. FT, my sympathies entirely mate.
