Helgin

That's right folks, its that time again...it's the weekend! What are you crazy kids up to, not that I really give a ****. To be honest, I don't know what I will be doing.

NB This is only aimed at my good friend, Trev.

 

Curry tonight with the family. Possibly Buhkara.

Out in toon the morra with a couple of hetero males.

 

I had a curry last night after trying out a new English bar. Very nice it was too.

 

Due to severe lack of replies on this thread, I now invite you all to share your weekend plans, not just Trev.

 

Golf in the morning then chill the rosé for the Eurovision party tomorrow night

 

Sorry, it wasn't aimed at you, I should have made that clear.

 

Only kidding Mick, come back, I'm wanting this to be a 2 pager, at least!

 

Quiet one tonight, defo no spicy food so I'm ready for Saturday where I'm planning on having a huge, thick, bulbous, black throbber right up my quivering balloon knot, thrusting back and forth as I arch my back so that I feel every inch of it's African magnificence before taking litres of shimmering salty sperm, cascading all over my pasty white coupon as multiple guys unload their goods and leave my face looking like a painters radio, then off to Chapel on Sunday with Julie and her folks as per where the ridiculous charáde of loving husband and wife is kept up as to not lose face in front of the Roman cult.

 

Only if you make my Eurovision thread a 2 pager.

 

Consider it a deal mate. Also, do you realise you gave me my 5000th like earlier this morning?

 

Am aff to Malta on Sunday.

 

A well known ***** haunt

 

You going to see Mick the Club?

 

Eat, sleep, eat, FC Bayern on BT Sport, eat, sleep, w..k, eat............................................!

 

One of the best threads this year.

 

It is exactly threads like this that won me POTY this year

 

Few pints after work tonight

Wife's cousin's daughter's 1st birthday party and BBQ tomorrow afternoon

1st birthday after party and ching fest Saturday night ... if I'm allowed to go!

Sunday - **** all

 

He said "apologies"

 

You are going to a 1st birthday after your wife's cousin's daughter's 1st birthday party? What the **** are you, some sort of rent-a-*****?