I'd make him go back to Elland Road, which he would refuse. Then we could sack him for breaching his contract
I'm hearing rumours of some very, very unhappy campers at Bell End. Fuelled no doubt by Sardinian charm and subtlety. Called back from holiday early AND being told you're being paid too much ... That's enough Yorkshire bluntness for a whole month ... But, here's a loyal Tyke reporting of the meetings - love it for the picture of the Big C - caption competition? Looks so much like Benito Mussolini http://bit.ly/1kmyUj0 - and then go to the facebook link for Leeds Utd supporters' view. Couldn't make it up