Headline Game v Valley12graduates crew

Another game, another win. Who needs transfers, who needs new players? Time to produce the Headline of the week. Time to do a "Newcastle" and get a win when no one else expects it.

Are you aiming to be the Mail Man or are you pitching to be the Express deliverer.

Short but brief intro to the Game this time, try and do the same for your Headline, Remember it's only the Headline not the article.

Rules as before

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 12/09/2017
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

No mercy for Clement as Toon take the points.

 

Lascelles clips Swans wings

 

Magpies soar above the Valley.

 

Lascelles blows away the Judge's dread!

 

Sheep pumpers sheared by Sublime Spaniard.

 

Bellends of St Clement Suck Lemons

 

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Redknapp goes all Carragher on pronunciation as Liscelles, lagcelless, Leselles....The Newcastle Captain scores winner

 

Merino tries to pull wool over ref's eyes

 

Lascelles, gives Swans hell, Merino hits floor.

 

Swans all at Sea, as CaptainFullStop Heeds Winner

 

Sheep Shaggers Shafted.....

 

This one will definitely get my vote - short and to the point.

 

This is the winner.

It's a captain's fullstop.

 

I had to delete my original post after I realised our captain's name is Jamaal and not Jermaine It was a knockout headline otherwise though

 

Trev will still disqualify you for entering twice.

 

Lascelles Channels Shearer vs Sheepish Swansea

 

The contestants have submitted. It is now for the Public to eliminate the unworthy. Only the best survive and shall be allowed to move on to phase 2.

It is for the Public to now decide which 2, yes 2, entries they like best. Which Headlines were short (yes, I'm looking at you Whitey) and pithy and would have enticed them to buy that newspaper.

Now is the time to get rid of the Chippy like entries and allow the cream of the crop to move on to the next round.

How is this done? Well simply read the rules below (yes, No Chance, those few lines are all of the rules) and act accordingly.

1 Two votes per person
2 No voting for yourself
3 Voting ends Saturday 16/09/2017 at @ 1.25pm
4 top 3 go into Final vote
5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies

 

• @G4rdToonArmy

You can vote for two Headlines.