Headline Game v The Lilywhites

Time to test the brain. Do you have the ability to sum up the excitement of a football match lasting 106 minutes? (Don't forget the extra 6 minutes in the first half!!) Does your Headline last longer than time added on? Does your Headline last longer than Chippy at a layby? Do you know where your reader "sits" with his/her Headline expectation?

Will you achieve fame with the Times or the Jakarta Globe or the Saba in Instanbull? Ask yourself, are you good enough to hack it in the world of newspapers?

Let's find out.

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Monday 01/11/2016
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

Keep an eye out on the over Headline threads which I predict will be updated in the next day or so.

 

Mitro fires toon to 7 in a row as terrified Preston defence suffer early halloween fright

 

Mitro leads Lilywhites defence on merry dance.

 

Preston forget to bring a fire extinguisher as mitro lights it up down at deepdale

 

Nev found dead after horribly bizarre accident - oh and Toon beat Preston again

 

Mitrosexual ****es all over Lilywhite clean sheet

 

Mitro's on fire, your defence is terrifi.......relieved it was only two this time.

 

North End go South and Mitro shows the way.

 

You realise we are amateurs when the Sun can come up with this

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Pressure Not Enough.

 

So I won again?

 

Patience my little fat friend, patience.

 

For whatever reason this tickled me immensely

 

I thought I'd won

 

No, there can be only Wan.

 

Oi! Less of the "little" please.

 

Unless of course there's two or more