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Headline Game v Saint S'ton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Oct 15, 2017.

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the best Headline is

Poll closed Oct 22, 2017.

  1. Lejeune no saint and pays the penalty. - Sebb

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. Gabiaddini...deja vu - Porn OR Toon bent over as Saints come from behind. - Whitey

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Lejeune the Sinner Gives Saints a Boost - 2000AD

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  4. NEVER EVER a pen,as toon SURRENDER lead to ALL SAINTS - Hangman

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%

  5. Gayle blows cold. - Notlob fan OR Long Balls Up - Has Been

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%

  6. Saint Gabbiadini is an ugly rat-faced ****. - Anger Man

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Albert jealous because Saints come from behind twice against magpies. - The Public

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  8. Premier League Entertainment at its best. Saints Magpies DPP Happy. - Albert's Sidekick

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. The young one shows his immaturity with unnecessary tackle to concede penalty - Slave Master

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  10. Obi the fat **** finally finishes all you can eat food binge at now bankrupt Lau's. Mustard Tart

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Just a quick intro for this one. Time to get those Headlines in as those newspapers need to be sold/read/internetted or whatever people do now to read the news.

    Was it a tragedy for dropping 2 points or was it a good away point? Do you concentrate on 1 second of a game or do you consider the game as a whole?

    What sells your paper and what floats your boat?

    Let's get ready to HEADLINE

    Rules as before

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Wednesday 11/10/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 15, 2017
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Lejeune no saint and pays the penalty.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 15, 2017
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Gabiaddini...deja vu :headbang:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 16, 2017
  4. Judge Death

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    Lejeune the Sinner Gives Saints a Boost
     
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    Judge Death, Oct 16, 2017
  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    NEVER EVER a pen,as toon SURRENDER lead to ALL SAINTS
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Oct 16, 2017
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    Gayle blows cold.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Oct 16, 2017
  7. RobEllious

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    Saint Gabbiadini is an ugly rat-faced ****.

    If someone could turn this into a headline that would be great, I'm not doing all the work
     
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    RobEllious, Oct 16, 2017
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Albert jealous because Saints come from behind twice against magpies.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 16, 2017
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Premier League Entertainment at its best. Saints Magpies DPP Happy.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 16, 2017
  10. JakartaToon

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    The young one shows his immaturity with unnecessary tackle to concede penalty
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 17, 2017

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Obi the fat **** finally finishes all you can eat food binge at now bankrupt Lau's.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 17, 2017
  12. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    How long's he been in there Albert? Haven't seen him on the forum for a few weeks!
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Oct 18, 2017
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  13. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Toon bent over as Saints come from behind.
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Oct 18, 2017
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    Long time bro. He has his own bench now.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2017
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  15. haslam

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    Had initially planned a Daily Star style "St Marys Fairies Milk the young ones Wary" but instead going to plump for a multi-levelled:

    Long Balls Up
     
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    haslam, Oct 19, 2017
  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Okay, yada,yada,yada,blah, blah, blah, <cue laughter>

    Funny story, joke, dig at NOT606 poster. <cue more laughter>

    Let's get voting

    Rules as before:

    1. Two votes per person.
    2. Votes to be made by 4.00pm 22/10/2017
    3. There will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 20, 2017
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  17. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Have voted but not sure why we can only vote before 4pm. Bit hard on the guys who have to work for a living.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 20, 2017
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I know you're in a different time zone but deadline is 4pm on the 22nd October 2017.






















    <whistle>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 20, 2017
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    I quoted you to make sure its recorded for posterity ...... and I dont look stupid.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 20, 2017
  20. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Obviously altered by you, obvs.

    Touch of paranoia there by the sound of it...
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 20, 2017
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