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Headline Game v Pensioners

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Witty starting comment. Funny joke to follow. Waits patiently for everyone to stop laughing. After waiting 5 minutes has to interrupt and tell next funny joke. People requiring medical treatment from laughter exhaustion but plows on with killer joke. Obi bursts apart from laughter never to be seen again.

    One Headline each. You have 3 days from now. Then we go on to next phase.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, May 13, 2018
  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Jonjo and Mojo give Conte the Blues.
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Next seasons PL Champions 3, a team who will get relegated and sell all their best players 0.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 13, 2018
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  4. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Toon hammer Antonio’s useless contes
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    "English Player Dominates In Front of Russians"

    If only because we won't be seeing that title again...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 13, 2018
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Rafa’s Raiders Run Ragged Rich Russians Ragtag Champion Remnants
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Wiggy loses biggy. Rafa has a laugha.
     
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    JakartaToon, May 15, 2018
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Perez Makes Antonio Look Like A Right Conte
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 15, 2018
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  9. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Newcastle go out with a Bang. Chelsea Whimper.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Newcastle Young Guns Thrash Chelsea OAPs.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 15, 2018

  11. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Perez piles on the pressure for (couldn't) care-less Conte
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, May 15, 2018
  12. Ghostinthehouse

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    Lazy Sunday Afternoon Stroll as Toon Thrash Pensioners
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, May 15, 2018
  13. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Chelsea OAPs Pecked to Bits By Rafa's Vibrant Magpies
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Conte feels the blues as Rafas took hot to handle
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 16, 2018
  15. Fork Handles

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    Ten out of Ten for Toon Triers
     
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