So your sitting on your own in the Crown & Sceptre, on a pre-season Thursday night, watching Sky Sports News. In walks Flavio, asks if anyone is sitting here, sits down next to you. And in a private audience he tells you the problems of running QPR. ( He's emotional & slightly beered -up.) After half an hour of banter and trying to out-impress each-other he says... ' Look my friend, it's obvious you know more & care about the 'Rangers' than I do. ' Here's £20m, do what you want with it, but spend it on QPR, and make sure you keep us up or at least return a profit on it! ' You say.. ' cheers Flav, will do me old mate. ' What would you do with £20m of Flavs cash?
@ Bush Rhino, I know we're close to Earls Court, but were not a gay club. If you want to pot the brown, ( only to play snooker, in case your a quare, i suggest you head on down to Brighton mate.)
I would leg it with the dough screaming at the top of my voice "in Warnock we trust" Never to be seen agian.
Spend it on improving the facilities, so the ticket prices don't seem such a rip off....? Or spend it on Kyle Walker, Seb Bassong and a decent left back, an improved contract for AT and appearance fee money for Hargreaves (he might make a few games, sk say 20-30k) and let Warnock keep us up.
I'd think why doesn't HE spend the £20m on Rangers... must be up to something. Money laundering probably!
Dear Flav, I'm writing this from the Isle of Capri where I have brought a nice villa and a luxury yacht with your £20m. Thanks a lot. I did think about spending the money on QPR as you suggested but it soon became pretty obvious that if 3 (possibly 4 by now) billionaires could not make a go of it with all their resources then what chance do I stand with my paltry £20m? I also believe there was a very real chance that Bernie would siphon off the new cash to pay back some of his earlier invetsment in QPR once it was in the club accounts. I suggest next time you have the odd £20m to splash around you give to Neil Warnock so he can actually run the team without interference as the board had earlier promised. Toodle pip me old mate - just off for a carbonara and chianti.
Excellent QPAAAAAGH! But what's with the Capri bit... ? You were seen enquiring about real estate in Bermuda on Wednesday. Was THAT your missus?!!
After buying him a thank you pint and a packet of scratchings it would be off for a ruby and then do the lot with Paddy as he's havin' a party....I might buy Del Piero, the Fat Ronaldo and Beckham to keep the bench warm and of course a case of '83 Pomerol
