.................if you fart when having a pee, the flowrate increases? This could well be down to relieving some restriction on the supply route to get things moving freely. Perhaps we could apply this principle at the club. I suggest Slade gets the boys on baked beans and sprouts for the pre-match lunch. If things aren't going well after the first 20 minutes, he can arrange an all team mass fart fest at 19.27 on the pitch. This would time nicely with the usual back to blue protest and should send a powerful message to our benefactor as well as freeing things up in midfield. Now apart from causing confusion amongst the opposition, Whitts should get an extra yard on his pace and Gunnar could put his throws into their box from our half. Even Kenwyne could break into a trot, and ALF's feet might start working with each other. I doubt it would have much impact on Macheda though - unless it helps him get off the ground to head the ball. Of course if this fails to have the desired effect and we carry on much the same, there's a fallback benefit anyway. The resulting depletion of the ozone layer will accelerate global warming increasing sea levels rapidly to the extent that the CCS could be flooded next year to avoid us having to attend. Now I don't wish to go it alone on this one, so I feel we should all do our bit. If I promise to attend at the Fulham game after having consumed three tins of Heinz's best for lunch, will anyone be prepared to sit by me, let alone join in at 19.27?
You'd be more than welcome Masky - I understand you don't need the beans to induce flatulence. With you on board, we could literally raise the roof.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "turbo charged". By the way Sparks, that image is Ronald not Russell. "This town ain't big enough for the both of us, And it ain't me who's gonna leave!!!"
Another good track from Sparks' first album, Kimono My House, was Amateur Hour. That title may be a fairer reflection of our current Russell.
Yup Bluey - Ron and Russell were sure odd, but at least they were different and evolved over time. The current "Russell" seems stuck in an old school time warp. Maybe some beans would do him a bit of good too - it could make him fart instead of acting like one.
Do I win the pedants prize for pointing out its 'this town aint big enough for both of us'. Common mistake to add 'the'. I will get my coat.
