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Have you got what it takes?

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ie the money?


    The mountains of the Musandam peninsula are our location for the new 24hr Adult Desert Survival Course. In this unforgiving terrain participants will find themselves tested to the maximum. During the course our team of experts will teach you how to survive and travel in this harsh but stunning environment.

    Techniques taught will include surviving the desert sun, how to build and light a fire, finding and purifying water, dealing with snakes and scorpions, using a survival knife and crossing difficult terrain. A night spent under the stars in the mountains will be an unforgettable experience to round off day one. Day two is action packed, fast paced and will see you climb, abseil, scramble, crawl and run back to civilisation. Would you have what it takes to survive?


    http://beargryllssurvivalacademy.com/survival-desert-24-hour-adult/

    This will cost you a trifling $551 pus your travel to and from the UAE. Sounds like a bargain.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm running my own version if anyone is interested:

    The beach at Saltcoats is our location for the new 24hr Adult Desert Survival Course. In this unforgiving terrain participants will find themselves tested to the maximum. During the course our expert will teach you how to survive and travel in this harsh unsightly environment.

    Techniques taught will include surviving the Ayrshire sun, how to build and light a fire using carry out wrappers and a Zippo, finding and purifying Tennet's Lager, dealing with Neds and gangs of roving homosexuals, using a butcher's knife and crossing difficult terrain, Ayr Town Centre. A night spent under the stars in the waste ridden beach will be an unforgettable experience to round off day one. Day two is action packed, fast paced and will see you climb, abseil, scramble, crawl and run back to civilisation or Glasgow. Would you have what it takes to survive?
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have always found the beach at Saltcoats rather pleasant to be honest.

    24 hours in the desert is a doddle too. Do we get to shoot ragheads like the last time?
     
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  4. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Largs is better, too cold for ragheads mind. Beith in the summer you might find a few.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Only if 'what it takes' is galloping knob rot.
     
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