Have you ever...

splashed toothpaste in your eye?

Ouch!

 

In Benidorm many moons ago, I fell asleep whilst pished, and my "mate" thought it would be a good idea to put toothpaste on my eye-lids, I awoke with stinging eye balls and was beeling to say the least.

I got him back by cumming on his toothbrush

 

stinging like hell right now and i did it half an hour ago! Just a teensy splash! can't imagine what that must have felt like! Good response though, good on you

 

Perhaps it was cum on your eyelids? They probably just told you it was toothpaste so you didn't beel even more

 

No, I've had it in my japseye though. Stung a bit

 

I've had toothpaste in my eye and also rubbed my eyes after chopping chilli peppers. Both nip like a bastard.

 

Erm................... naw.

 

Has that happened with you and STD?

 

You should start a thread about it, I've lost count of how many you've started about me.

Sad, lonely excuse of a man <where'sshipmanwhenyouneedhim>

 

Yes dear.

 

I feel duty bound to enquire just how you got toothpaste in your japseye ?

 

Nope. Never managed that particular feat.

 

Gonna say. 50 years I've been brushing my teeth, and I've never once got myself in the eye.

 

I know. How the hell could you possibly get toothpaste in yer eye by accident? Mibby she was flapping her mooth on the phone while brushing her teeth? Actually, no. I still canny work out how it's possible.

 

first time for me, hopefully the last...stings lots!

 

As a woman you must have had much worse than toothpaste in your eye surely?

 

i find it difficult to believe theres something that you haven't tried once

 

Dear, dear, there's always one

 

**** off you ya old dick, you were thinking the same thing

 

To be fair, I was thinking it, I just didn't post it. <bukkake>