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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Had a sooky off a girl with braces?

    I haven't, but I'm sure one of you has ran the risk...?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 20, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, but had a sooky aff a burd who had her tongue pierced.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2013
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    Same

    :)
     
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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Had a sook off a guy who was chewing tobacco.

    I called it getting his fix of 'dick-otine'
     
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    EDGE., Sep 20, 2013
  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    So have I. She really gets around!
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 20, 2013
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    Doubt it was the same burd bud
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    No but had a sook from a girl with a belt on.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 20, 2013
  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    had one from a burd with no teeth

    my mates nan.
     
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    Sucky, Sep 20, 2013
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What was it like?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 20, 2013
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Meh, not much diff tbh.
     
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    Sucky, Sep 20, 2013

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's a leavened flatbread is it no?
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2013
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Cum and coriander flavour.

    That's why it's a good idea never to complain in an Indian restaurant.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 20, 2013
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Thank **** I don't like Indian food.
     
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  14. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    We're all bracey virgins.

    How embarrassing.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 20, 2013
  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Heathen
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2013
  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Ah know. Who the **** doesn't like Indian food? Weirdo.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 20, 2013
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm going for one on sunday <diva>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never a good idea to complain to anyone who is alone with yer grub. Golden rule, that is.

    Ye see idiots complaining loudly in restaurants, sending stuff back, and generally being arsholes. Doesn't it cross their tiny ****in minds what the staff are going to be doing in the kitchen?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2013
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    I don't enjoy eating food prepared by people who wipe their arses with their hands either.

    I also find it odd how some people are overtly racist towards them yet love their food <laugh>

    KKK eatin negro specialities
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    A bj off a burd with braces?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 20, 2013
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