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Have you ever innocently taken a banana to a football match?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Spurm, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. Spurm

    Spurm Well-Known Member

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    BBC:
    "An Arsenal supporter has admitted throwing a banana at Tottenham Hotspur star Gareth Bale during the north London derby last month.

    Thomas Flint, 23, a carpenter from Enfield, threw the missile during the game at White Hart Lane on 3 March.

    Flint was sentenced to a three-year football banning order, fined £250 and ordered to pay costs of £85"


    I'd be asking the question "why did you have a banana in the first place?". How many people here have innocently taken a banana to a football ground? Personally i've never even considered it. Some times i can go 2, possibly even 3 hours without any sort of food. Even if i couldn't a banana would be bottom of my list to take. Not because i don't like bananas but because of what they have come to represent at football matches.

    Is there some sort of medical condition that requires banana intake every few hours? If so, how did Mr Flint survive after flinging his at Bale? Was it returned?
     
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  2. garrybuild

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    he may have had a potessium deficiency and while attempting to peel the afore said item it slipped from his grasp owing to the shape of it and inadvertantly landed at mr bales feet your honor
     
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  3. Nomak

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    Apparently there is a Condition linked to Torrets where to control it you have to throw bananas, I think it's so wrong to charge this poor bloke for a medical condition
     
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  4. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    The only medical condition in this case is the lack of a brain.
     
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    Bloody mood hoover
     
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  6. Spurm

    Spurm Well-Known Member

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    Lots of o in that sentence
     
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    BajanSpur Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to apologise in advance here and now but.,
    Heshes have the most peculiar fetishes :shocked:.......So I'm told.

    And now I will complete my opology to the convicted person, Mr Flint..... Just in case he is one <whistle>.
     
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  8. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    And little else!
     
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  9. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I never take any sort of food or drink to games unless you count alcohol consumption flowing through my body :D, I only live a 10 minute walk from WHL anyway so no need for packing lunches.
    Away games I tend to just go to a chippy before or after the game. Taking baggage/ food to a game is more hassle than it's worth in my eyes.
     
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  10. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Which condition would that be exactly?

    Arsenal-supporteritis or Banana-throwing-prickphobia?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I have never thought about such a thing until you just said it... I mean, when you think about it, I'm sure somebody health conscious parent has sent her young son off with a fruit snack... Logically, an apple would be less messy, especially if you're one of those freaks who eats the cores and pips, but a banana does taste better and makes a better snack...

    I'm sure I've taken some raisins once. Never had the urge to throw them at a player though.
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A banana was thrown at Adebayor when he did his sliding goal celebration against Arsenal.
    One of their fans put forward the argument that he probably just had it in his hand at the time...
     
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  13. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    I thought they took grapes (sour ones).

    City fans used to take inflatable bananas- for some reason. Grimsby fans took inflatable haddocks, didn't they? I susect thay take pollocks now they are in the Conference (the fish, not the paintings).
     
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  14. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Would he have been charged more for an apple? An apple is harder and could cause more damage, (even Kill, if you are talking granny smiths.)

    Yet there is no symbolism involved with apples
     
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  15. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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  16. OnlyOneDB

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  17. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Funny thing watching an Arsenal fan pull back the skin of a banana because they certainly need help pulling back their foreskins.....poor souls!
     
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  18. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever innocently taken a banana to a football match?

    I'm always asked at the gate if thats a banana in my pocket! :D
     
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  19. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> bigsmithy I just don't want to know how you know that.
     
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  20. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    Of course not you are just pleased to be there.
     
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