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Have We Got The Smallest Team?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by hammersmith hoopton, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. hammersmith hoopton

    hammersmith hoopton Active Member

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    Looking at the lads last night i couldn't help thinking how small they all are,with the exception of Jay.Is it just me or have we got a team full of midgets(sorry un pc,vertically challenged players).We must have the smallest keeper,centre-halves and midfield in the league?
     
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  2. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    at least we are bigger than those shortarses from barcelona
     
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  3. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    It's not that our lads are so small, it's just that the corner flags are so tall
     
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  4. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Who gives a fu*k if they're all Dwarfs? What a stupid fuc*ing thread.
     
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  5. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we should get together with some other teams and measure up to see whose (team) is the smallest.


    btw ..... My dad's bigger than your dad.
     
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  6. Dave Thomas

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    It bodes le question Are we all Circus Folk?

    Swords your hovercraft is full of eels
     
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  7. Martin*YouR's*

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    rofl
     
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  8. Dens Hoops

    Dens Hoops Well-Known Member

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    Swords we saw some wonderful football last night and yes I make you right.
     
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  9. peter1954qpr

    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    You have to love him dont you,im putting you forward for the Humanitarian of the year award.
     
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  10. Dave Thomas

    Dave Thomas Active Member

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    I think you will find that the smallest team once appeared on Michael Bentine's Potty Time:

    [video]http://youtu.be/fqXiqiC5dS8[/video]
     
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  11. Northolt-QPR

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    Click the icon that looks like film, link in the box.

    [video=youtube;fqXiqiC5dS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXiqiC5dS8&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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  12. Dave Thomas

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    I just get a link prompt i am off a mac in Safari
     
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  13. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    I was close to buying a house in Beziers last year.
     
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  14. Dave Thomas

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    Twins do it Do not hesitate, off tomorrow for 10 days ... Roquebrun good time to buy at mo but watch possible new law re rental that may come in
     
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  15. Loveitupthebush

    Loveitupthebush Well-Known Member

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    DJ is a big boy by all accounts.
     
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  16. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    I must admit I did have you down as that type. But each to their own an' all that.
     
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  17. Dave Thomas

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    They're all Sisters when you turn them over
     
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  18. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Just checked with the boss; it was actually Pezenas, not Beziers. Same general area though. Very shifty agent; told us that Matthew Upson was chasing the same property so we'd have to be quick! USP was that the bathroom was big enough for eleven but Upson didn't get the connection. I find these footballers don't have a lot upstairs, he concluded. Neither did the property, we concluded and left it at that.
     
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  19. Loveitupthebush

    Loveitupthebush Well-Known Member

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    Why did you have me down as that type? It was just a comment that has been joked about in a few other threads. You don't know me, so why make such a statement?

    You really are an imbicile and boring with it.
     
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  20. Dave Thomas

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    i will in Pezenas Saturday morning I hang out there a lot, I have also lived near Brantome in the Dordogne over last 25 years. Looking for new place again as sold a house in Cazouls les Beziers in 2009 and not found the right one yet. Don't go through the agents in Pezenas Market is super low at moment with some bargain pockets here and there .. there is no work of course but a great place to live ... Five years ago I was working a few days a month in the UK and fishing for Barbel the rest ... now that's work/life balance. Getting free flights off the Ryanair site via a Mac and the back button secret before they rebuilt it ... those were good days hope to repeat that again in 2012 and fly back only for client meetings, shopping in town and of course the mighty hoops
     
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