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Have decided to try out as a journo for the Daily Mail - what do think

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by CannockQPR, May 20, 2011.

  1. CannockQPR

    CannockQPR Active Member

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    Prospective Daily Mail article.

    Hopes are rising at QPR that they are about to appoint a new manager - Sir Matt Busby, and that he will soon be signing fellow Argentinean - Pele as the clubs new goalkeeper. Existing keeper Paddy Kenny looks set for a shock exit with inside sources claiming he is to leave football altogether and start a new career as an unregistered football agent working for the FA.

    Sportsmail believes that the world is flat and that Australian defender Adele Tarabat appears likely to leave the club and continue his music career, ‘Rolling in the deep, is doing really well – this is where my future lies’ was a direct quote that Sportsmail feels he might of said.

    Meanwhile the same inside sauces have confirmed the club look likely to sack existing manager Colin Warnock, shouts of ‘what’s he ever done for us’ were believed to possibly have been heard coming from the boardroom, where club Chairman Flavio Ecclestone was conducting a private meeting with fellow board members, Bernie Winters and Amir Khan.

    Sportsmail can also exclusively reveal that there will be a future announcement about something at some point in the future.
     
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  2. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Far too factual to appear in the Mail;
    can't you spice it up with a few half truths rumours and eavesdroppings?
    Come to think of it any kind of droppings will do
     
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  3. SUPERHOOPAL62

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    How did you manage to steal the lead sports story for tomorrows Daily Mail.

    It's a cracker.
     
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  4. Shawswood

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    Forgot to say it was spot on
     
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  5. Sooperhoop

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    I'm afraid Flavio Ecclestone has taken out a super-injunction to block 'certain scurrilous rumours' linking him to a high class auld slappers agency!
     
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  6. Sooperhoop

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    Talking of super injunctions it'll be interesting to see what happens next week in the run up to the Champions League Final as the Spanish Press has named ? ? as the guilty party and are planning to target him in the lead up to the match!
     
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  7. CannockQPR

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    Does it rhyme with 'Lying pigs'?
     
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  8. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    he's a bit sheepish about it...
     
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  9. CannockQPR

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    These super injunctions are great aren't they, well worth the money.

    Is there anyone who doesn't know who it is?
     
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  10. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    They get what they deserve in the end!
     
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  11. CannockQPR

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    Rather than a super injunction they should just give the story to the Mail, by the time it went to press it would be so inaccurate no one would know who they were!
     
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  12. peter1954qpr

    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    Go for it thats as close as anything written in the mail
     
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  13. qpribs

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    haha quality lol
     
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