Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ? " to which the man answers, "241. " "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss! " Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ? " to which the lady answers, "144. " "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss! " Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ? " to which the man answers, "50. " Albert responds, "What do you reckon about Newcastle United's chances against Reading this afternoon? "
