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Have a Break. Listen to Amanda

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. Ron

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    The singer is really good, and I'd smash her.

    Guitarists are ****e though. Ross's monkey from friends could play that.

    I hope you're not one of the guitarists are you?

    If so, I'm sorry....but you are ****e.
     
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  3. Ron

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    Cheers Sleepy. The singer is my daughter and I am not one of the guitarists. I'm not in the band. She has left that band and joining one in England and/or may go it alone.
     
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    SSK would smash her <laugh>

    Best of luck to your daughter mate <ok>
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    I didn't know that she was your daughter, she is seriously very good.

    Sorry for the "smash her" comment, out of order.

    I think she has a good future. I wish I could sing like that. I sould like a washing machine when I sing.

    Best of luck to her, keep us posted on her progress.
     
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    Ron

    For fear of sounding like Simon Cowell I think the only problem with her is that she's trying to do an impression of Florence rather than sing it in her own style.

    She is good though.
     
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    <laugh> Ya backtracking bastard. The boy should be proud that you'd slip her a length, she must come from good stock. Although you'd **** a snake in a woodpile, dirty bastard. <whistle>
     
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    OK thanks chaps. Try the "Wild Horses" sung in her bedroom into a laptop over the net when she was ill. Sounds different. The new group are better musicians.

    She has been approached by a record producer so we can but hope. She's had no voice training so that will be the next thing.
     
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    I'll backtrack again. Yes Ron, I would smash your duughter.She's much better looking than my wife or my girlfriend.

    Venom, I **** the handles on milk bottles, there's nothing I wouldn't ****.
     
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    <laugh> My mate ****ed a lubed-up water-wing stuffed between two sofa cushions. FACT!
     
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    <laugh> My mate ****ed 2 sponges in between the bog and bog seat
     
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    <laugh> Some boys are imaginative when it comes to fashioning a **** out of household objects like a Scottish sex offender version of MacGyver.
     
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    Lucifer uses a freezer bag with ice cubes in it.

    LUCIFER. VAGINAS ARE NOT COLD.
     
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    Eh? I've not pumped a dead hooker yet that has provided evidence against that theory?!!?
     
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  15. SleepySpecialK

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    How long had she been dead though?

    There is some heat retention in stiffs
     
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    Bollo keeps them in a warm bath until he's finished with them. <ok>
     
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    I can really give a honest answer to that. I go on 2 week coke and booze benders and don;t remember much. All I remember is waking up in a hovel with a "Booby Moore" beside me and I just start clattering away at my lifeless corpse of a gf. that's what I'm programmed to do so why fight or question it <ok>
     
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  18. SleepySpecialK

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    Can we meet up and go on a night out?
     
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    We already have <ok>
     
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    <rofl>Well that soon got out of hand. All part of the evaluation process. Presumably you folk aren't on 606 <laugh><whistle>
     
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