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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Former Newcastle United winger Hatem Ben Arfa has joined La Liga side Real Valladolid.

    Ben Arfa, without a club since leaving French side Rennes in the summer, has signed a six-month deal with the club owned by Brazil legend Ronaldo.

    The 32-year-old, who has 15 France caps, began his career at Lyon and also played for Marseille, Hull City, Nice and Paris St-Germain.

    Valladolid are 16th in La Liga and visit Mallorca on Saturday.

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    2 absolute ballers right there
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Hatem is the one on the left right?
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    He's the slim 1. Never been fat despite what the cockney snake used to say
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hatem has lost weight
     
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    Sadly the news that he didn't sign for us has caused three Gregg's outlets to shut in Newcastle.
     
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  6. Ben 10

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    Greggs has been booming since Brucey rolled into town. Even Dickson's has started doing home deliveries
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    That's it? More fat on Peter Crouchs legs
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    fat ****
     
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    You need to get him on your keto diet. Looks like he is carrying a couple of stone surplus there.
     
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    Even you would look thin next to Ronaldo.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He doesn't look that fat. Maybe he's had an epiphany at 32 and realised he's wasted his whole career being a fat tit?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 29, 2020
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    he would walk into our **** front line

    4 goals between all 6 of them in 23 games .

    how anyone can say we're better under bruce amazes me... we concede left right and centre and have lost our goal threat.

    the points tally is due to pure luck in every game bar maybe west ham away.
     
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