With the Olympics coming up, I'm sure we're all looking forward to a summer full of gaffes from Prince Philip - especially with all these bloody foreigners about. The Prince was in fine form on a Royal tour in London earlier today. "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" he asked a mobility scooter user. http://www.itv.com/news/update/2012-03-29/duke-of-edinburgh-still-has-it/ I just hope the old boy hasn't peaked too early.
Tina, darling, if I could get ya down here in Newcastle, me and my missus would love a dirty session with you. I'd put your hip oot and my missus would love to munch yer minge
I'll pick you up and shaft you on the way down. And if it's true what some of these nasty twats on here say (questioning your gender, the cheeky boring ****s), then same applies anyway
I had a very brief conversation with Phil aged around 9 years old when Great Wymondley won the best kept village competition and we, from the Little Wymondley school, were shipped in to cheer and wave flags. He didn't insult the coloured girl stood in front of me, I was most disappointed.