Has Everyone Donated

To the drought crisis in N/E Africa?

I have said i will donate £1 for every fly i see eaten live on BBC 24 news.

What have you donated?

 

nothing

 

The steam aff ma pish.

 

Huth as if you have any money to give anyone

You never gave me my change back when I bought that Big Issue off you

 

They can **** off.

 

This. I'm sorry, but would they donate to us if God forbid, our broadband went???

Would they ****.

 

well 4 replies & 3 say **** off Africa, then your comment about the Gay Issue.

Seems like i'm not the only racist on here

 

Africans aren't a race, and not donating to them isn't discrimination.

 

They will sell us plenty of flies

 

If they did, we could use your gawping Downsyndrome face to catch them all.

 

Didn't Bob 'give us yer feckin money' Geldof sort all this out back in the 80s?

 

I'll donate lots of money once they've lined up all their street collectors and executed every single last mother ****ing one of them.

 

Agree with that - it's bordering on harrassment now especially in city centres. I give to a couple of charities through planned giving. A representative of one of the beneficiaries aksed me to donate in the street so I told them i already gave on a monthly basis. He called me a liar - I mean what the hell is that about? I took his id number and caleld the charity in question and they said they were sure he didn't really mean it and he must have been stressed. If it wasn't for the fact that the charity is particularly important to me I would have cancelled the DD there and then.

 

I'll donate some money as soon as the Africans;

STOP BUYING ****ING GUNS AND TANKS TO KILL EACH OTHER TO MAKE A NEW DICTATOR EVERY ****ING WEEK.

 

if they charged say £5-£10 to punch a chugger in the guts they'd be raking it in

 

I usually just rip the piss out of the tin rattling ****s on sauchiehall street. Fake names and blatant lies if I ever get stopped by one. I told a unicef collector that I was a unicef ambasador due to the noteriety gained through my diamond mining exploits. She didn't appreciate my charitable actions as much as she should have.

I also had an argument with one of them because I asked if it would be a better use of charity money for them to do their job for free and free up money for the cause the charity was meant to represent.

 

they dont like that. especially if you use their literature against them, i.e. ""£100 can give a village a well", therefore every wk you **** 11 villages out of a well"

 

I like arguing with the Amnesty International ones. They get very upset when you suggest that some people might actually quite enjoy living under a military dictatorship as it saves the hassle of having to go out and vote.

 

I got stopped by a fat burd collecting for amnesty international a few montha back. One of my pals walked past and noticed I was speaking to a charity collector. He stood behind her trying to make me laugh. I did a pretty good job until she was telling me how in some countries people get hung for being gay. I burst out laughing and she stormed off in a rage.