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Has anyone got this nasty bug doing rounds ?

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  1. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    starts off with,

    burst ear drum
    fever
    then shivering cold
    puking just water
    then stomach ache
    then nasty cough

    what is it any cures for it?and how long does it last for everyone in London I know has it?
     
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    ACWORTH2016, Apr 1, 2016
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I blame the EU jonno.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I think you have the plague.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't get ill. I'm not a Jessie
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 1, 2016
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I blame ISIS
     
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    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    I blame AJ.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The only cure is to lie in a bath of cold pig's urine while listening to Gregorian chanting. The monks have to be in the room with you - a recording won't work.

    Do this for 20 minutes every day at midnight for a week and you'll be golden.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Stop raping rabid dogs jonno.

    Simply, you've got rabies.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Probably your Pakistani neighbours washing themselves in the communal water tank Jonno.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This sounds serious Jonno. Monitor yourself closely for the following symptoms, and seek medical advice should you experience;

    Kidney failure
    Rectal bleeding
    Death.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My son had the same illness so I greased up his back with pig fat.

    He went downhill quickly after that.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 1, 2016
  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A course of leeches is what's required.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 1, 2016
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No shortage of them on GC.
     
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