Punched their boss? Punched a work colleague? Punched a horse? Inserted Lego into a dogs arse? Tried masturbating into a tesco bag whilst applying downward pressure using a handmade cushion? If so please enlighten us all as to how it made you feel.
Why? You fancy your chances? There are better ways of finding the man of your dreams via dating sites which I assume would offer more chances of success than here
Never waited around to find out. It was only a temp job though so it was of little importance when I walked away afterwards. At the time though hitting him was more important than the job I reckon.
Because he was a lazy wee wideo. Was half way through about 4 tonnes of rubble when he cracked a joke, I took exception, he took exception to me taking exception so I hit him. I'd been thinking about it for days really, he just gave me an excuse.
Does wideo rhyme with video or Fido? I've never hit someone at work, but I've thrown a couple of tossers out the door. Put one fat little arsehole in a bin once but that was just for a laugh. I shagged the gap between two couch cushions once, but there was no plastic bag involved. Very friction-y.
My mrs's sisters boyfriend did the ****ing into a plastic bag. I believe he used lube. He got caught out by the fact he got lube and spunk all over her hand made cushions which had been stitched together using the tears of squirrels.
I cracked a client on a night out. Top client who could pull the plug on a lot of jobs. Guy was being an obnoxious ****er in North Belfast and him a home counties wideboy. Boss? **** couldà Pulled the whole project. An absolute ****er.
