I've never been mugged on the street but I was the victim of a Junkie Home Invasion at university. Couple of the jakeballs booted in the front door, having glassed someone at the pub up the road moments earlier, then held me and my flat mates to ransom. With an umbrella
3 assaults (1 on a bus by a group of Asian lads, 1 outside Anfield by 4 mickey mousers and 1 outside a pub by a gang of Spuds), 1 hold up and robbery (though it was only about a tenner and the cheeky sods gave me my phone back as it was not good enough) and a burglary.
That's a bit grim, T. Sorry to hear it. Did he not try and give the assault some sort of funny byline by beating you with an everyday item like an umbrella?
Got robbed in London ... only had £20 on me. He demanded my cashline card N pin number. Told him to **** off as all I had was the £20! Got attacked in a sectarian hate crime - two hun ****s jumped me and hit me with a bottle.
Been given a doing once by about 10 cowards from Drumchapel. Years ago. Very brave of them I must say.
Fuxake, if we're counting football related 'crime', then I've been attacked countless times (once) by inbred Tims (one).
The one on the bus was partially my fault - a load of them pushed in front of me in the queue (pushed me to the ground in their stampede to get on first)and I called them ignorant ****s. Cue a beating. The one with the spuds was down to stupidity on my part - my mate was gobbing off and got battered. Someone else took him to hospital but had left his leather jacket in the pub so i went back to get it and got a clobbering. Sadly, none of them involved umbrellas.
