Apparently a video has emerged of Harry Redknapp visiting the Marseilles players over the weekend. It shows the QPR manager talking to the entire Marseilles team. "Okay lads, my name is Harry and I'm the manager of Queens Park Rangers in West London, England. You might know me better from the computer games adverts on the telly or as the owner of the dog with her own bank account." "As you might know, Queens Park Rangers are in a bit of a fix at the moment and so we are looking for new players to help us out of the merde - as you Frenchies say." "We are looking for some players who will be committed to the cause and who will fight for the team. We pay good money, but you will have to work for it. We're onto those who have just signed up for the money and they are going to be shipped out in the near future, if not to another football club, to a Malaysian aircraft cleaning company in Kuala Lumpur." "Right then, if anyone is interested please raise your hand." "Not you Joey, put your hand down please." "Okay lad, what's your name? .... André-Pierre Gignac ... Can you spell that so I can write it down? ... A ... N ... D ... Oh boIIocks, never mind, we'll just call you APJ." "Anyone else? No, Joey, put your ****ing hand down." "How about you Remy. Why haven't you put your hand up? ... Oh, I see, well, the same to you matey." "Ah, good, another taker. What's your name son? ... Yann M'Vila ... Is that like in Aston Villa or what?" "Anyone else? For ****'s sake Joey put your hand down. What? Well, you should have gone before the meeting started but you might as well go now and don't forget to wash your hands." "Anyone else? NO? Are you all sure? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You'll get to speak French with Adel and Stéphane. No? Well, thanks for your time lads. " "If the two of you who put your hand up can come with me and show me the way, we'll head for the Chairman's office with my "special" cheque book."
Not a million miles away from Monaco - maybe he was watching a game while Rosie was doing some bank transactions.
Nice one eamonn ! Jokes aside we have a good relationship with marseille and its in their interest to keep Harry sweet, they want Barton and we want rid its a win win all round !
Well, Harry's off to manage in the South of France is he? Fooking traitor. Didn't take him long to jump ship did it?
