To save wasting 15 minutes or whatever of your life tomorrow here is Harry's press conference script as obtained by 'Nostradamus'... "Manchester United are a fantastic team" "Louis van Gaal is a great manager" "(Insert Man U player's name) is a triffic player" "It's going to be difficult, they're a top, top side" "But we'll give it a go" "We're trying to bring in one or two loans" "I'm sure we'll sort out a new deal with Charlie" "Charlie don't give me any problems, works and trains hard, he's a triffic lad a proper chap" "Adel has been training, he's such a talent it's up to him now" "We'd love to have signed Jermaine but it was too much money" "I'm sure we'll stay up" Perm any of the above in any order, you heard it here first...
Cheers Soops. I can't watch them without damage to my health, so this is a great service. I suggest we make this a sticky until he's gone.
I think you might end up being spot on. Here's a funnier task. The most unlikely press conference? "I'm sorry. I've been terrible and it's time I stepped up my game and started bringing the results."
Perhaps we should do it "Mock the Week" style......."Most unlikely thing to be heard at a Harry Redknap Press Conference"
Be interesting if mirror journo asks him about the sacking if we lose which I hope we don't! Or bond does the presser if so them his cards are marked, but sooper that'd near enough spot on.
"We're gonna really go at Man U, press them high up and go for it. What is there to lose when fighting relegation."
They're a bit overrated - this will be a walk in the park. We're a triffic side and they'll be bricking it at the prospect of playing us.
We've only got 2 strikers Who'd have thought Remy would leave on the last day of the window. We've only got 2 strikers
Most unlikely... "We have plans A, B and C. We know what we're doing" Most likely: "[insert player] just needs to get his fitness right"
