Let me explain this conspiracy theory. Fact No.1: we are hammering Chelsea in the EPL Fact No.2: AVB is clueless and has to go Fact No.3: Harry is the only viable choice for the England job Fact No.4: Talk of Harry leaving Spurs is likely to unsettle Spurs Fact No.5: An unsettled Spurs could lose ground on Chelsea over the remainder of the season Fact No.6: Capello has been a staunch supporter of John Terry, through both his controversies Fact No.7: J Terry is the Chelsea captain and probably one of the most influential persons at CFC Fact No.8: Capello's resignation was sudden and unexpected Fact No.9: The media frenzy, pushing for Harry to be appointed to the England job, has clicked into full gear So, why did Capello suddenly give up a £6 million per annum job? Here's my theory. The mad Russian called Capello and told him, [imagine a cod-Russian accent] "I'm going to airbrush another manager out of the history of my club, and JT has convinced me that you are the man to step into the dead man's...er... I mean the shoes of the man who is leaving. Hand in your resignation tomorrow, and you have my word that I will double your salary, my friend." The rest is history. The Russian lines up a replacement for AVB, the media bay for Harry to be appointed England manager, Spurs are unsettled, Chelsea (under Capello) reassert themselves over Spurs, Modric forces through a transfer request, Eden Hazzard has second thoughts about joining us in the Summer, and in two years time Harry gets arse-raped by the very same gutter tabloid press that is currently lauding his name. I'm telling you, that's exactly what happened, and what the mad Russian is planning on happening! Remember, you heard it here, first
I meant "cod" Russian accent (namely, one that you hear English actors using when they are playing Eastern European villains in Hollywood blockbusters). I did not mean "made" Russian, and have corrected my mistake.
The "cod" accent, however, is the kind of accent I was used if you were in the same room as me and I was reading my original post out to you.
Hello, Skiddy! I knew it wouldn't be too long before you deserted that graveyard board of yours, and tracked me down for some genuinely interesting debate Don't worry. It's not a shameful thing to admit you're missing me.
Thank cod we're not all round your plaice then. It would be reelly good if you could get a dab hand at accents to reel off your original post, I'd skhate to be left floundering trying to understand you. I'm not shore if this is for reel this thread, or weather its a load of old pollacks!
@ your Fulham's junior club's board must be as dead as it was predicted it would be if Mr Duplicitous has to venture onto this board.
