Harry Redknapp facts- just for the hell of it.....

Inspired by the Tiote thread I though I'd create a place to poke some gentle fun at saggy chops.... The man who just loves the North East.... Not!

Fact 1

Did you know that Harry was a double for Jabba the hut in return of the Jedi?

 

If you were to stretch out all the skin on Harry Redknapp's face it would go over the entire planet. Twice.

 

Did you know that Harry won a beauty contest.....


In a leper colony......

 

Did you know that 'arry was called 'arry after the 'ari krishna movement?

 

On his birth certificate it actually says 'Arry ****in football manager Renknapp

 

I thought I saw a loaf of bread in the supermarket with Harry Redknapp's name on it.......but then I looked again and realised it said 'thick cut'.

 

nice 1

 

When Arry was born the midwife slapped his mam...

 

Arry had to go to casualty last week to have a Sky Sports reporters mouth surgically separated from his bell end

 

When Arry goes to jail the inmates are planning to use his saggy chops as love handles

 

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Arry is actually just 24 years old but suffers from inside-out disease.

 

The real reason Arry 'had to' go to Monaco is that UK banks take one look at his distorted face and think he has a bank robbers mask on

 

Haha

 

Which one's 'arry, the one with the black jacket or the one with the red lead?

 

The dogs have tighter skin than him!

 

Arry's face looks like a 60 year old prostitute's fanny..........Wayne Rooney told me (honest!)

 

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Actually the jowels are quite alike.

 

'Arry redknapp once invented a pair of 'telepods' which allow instantaneous teleportation of objects from one to the other.


Unfortunately when testing his revolutionary device, he transported himself unawares that there was another object in the pod with him, and over the next few weeks he transformed into a hideous beast that was, half man - half cheese fondue...