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Harry does it in the woods....

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  1. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    Harry's hunting in the woods when he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot.

    To his horror, he's accidentally killed Rosie the dog. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!"

    Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Harry says "Yes could you bring Rosie the dog back to life?" Sadly the genie replies, "I'm sorry but I cannot raise a living thing from the dead, it is too great a task even for me."

    Crestfallen, Harry decides he may as well go for a selfish wish then and says "If that's the case, could you give me a fit first team on Saturday against Forest, winning at home, a clean sheet, and with the fans singing my name?"

    Awkwardly, the genie responds "Let's take another look at Rosie the dog....huh?"

    <laugh>
     
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  2. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    Brilliant Sku
     
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  3. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  5. Queenslander!!

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    well worthy of the joke thread..<ok>
     
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