Harold Bishop to be new Man Utd manager

Sack the editor.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...uniteds-new-managerharold-bishop-9316930.html


Confusing soap icon Harold Bishop from Neighbours with Manchester United's incoming manager Louis van Gaal is an easy mistake to make, isn't it?

That's the crime that the Australian free daily newspaper mX have been found guilty of today, in their brief report about the Dutch coach's imminent arrival at Old Trafford.

Instead of using an action shot of Van Gaal on the touchline, the paper used the image of the lovable coffee shop owner, complete with the captain 'Louis van Gaal' underneath.

The eagle-eyed amongst you will probably spot the own goal with the headline too.

The real Louis van Gaal looks on from the touchline The real Louis van Gaal looks on from the touchline The Netherlands manager is expected to be appointed United manager by the start of next week, leaving him just a few days to establish transfer market priorities before he begins preparations for the World Cup with the Dutch national team.

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Mehmet Scholl, Van Gaal's former assistant has warned that that the "strict and severe" Van Gaal will have problems with the "big players" such as Wayne Rooney, or Toadie according to mX.

 

Dr Carl on the medical team

 

who's madge going to be?

phil Neville maybe

 

I don't know but Rooney is typecast as Shrek. Fergie can be Bouncer... ironically he actually looks more like Harold than 'Harold'.

 

I can't really see the resemblance tbh

 

We should have Kylie as the physio. That one of Chelsea's who helps them waste time is quite gooseable too.

 

Good grief... thank God it's not the 80's anymore. Neighbours was one of the worst TV shows ever created!

 

Maureen can play the part of Mrs Mangle as he moans like an old woman!

 

good one

 

United can also get relegated for financial irregularities

 

What does this have to do with 'Neighbours'?

 

Everybody loves good financial irregularity.

 

Yes... but I prefer gastrointestinal regularity.

 

Perhaps we can find the perfect blend?

 

Australians are thick as ****e and racist ****s to boot. Nothing surprises me from that nation of convicts

 

The irish are thick as **** and dosile as ****s. Nothing surprises me from that nation of potato farmers............

 

Go away you ranting lunatic You're as welcome as a fart in a lift on a hot day

 

i have been in a few lifts where i wish it was a fart i could smell

 

There is a certain irony in insulting an entire nation in one statement- whilst also calling them racist.

 

Yeah I hate those that talk about people because of what country they are from, Russians do that


it was tongue in cheek Milk I did call them a nation of convicts
#Kyle?Iwould

The reference to racism is actually aimed at the Australian government and judicial system.