has any body else noticed all the tough guys go missing when the soaps are on.......look at the post times
The real hard men are usually really quiet softly spoken blokes. Not that been able to beat the **** out of anyone is something to be proud of. It is much better to talk to someone who appreciates nature, flowers et cetera.
Use of Viagra, Ciallis makes you hard, but if you rub them on your eyes you look hard. Most doormen are steroid freaks, and they shrink your willy.
I'm a really quiet, softly spoken chap and I get no pride of beating the poo out of people, however would anyone like a fight? I'd much prefer it if we had our fight outside as I can then appreciate the lovely surroundings and see the snowdrops poking through the frosted ground, hopefully we won't scare the bluetits away when we start exchanging blows. Give me a couple of seconds to put my flowers down then I'll be ready for you.