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Happy Times...

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Kifflom!, Jan 6, 2014.

  1. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    As I'm taking my new role of spreading peace, love and happiness on the board I thought I'd share this little ditty that was spotted on Facebook - with some names suitably altered:

    Five men sitting in a bar: Mr. Wenger, Mr. Mourinho, Mr. Martinez, Mr. Moyes and Mr. Laudrup. The first round of beers was on Mourinho and he bought a Portugese beer for each of the others. The second round was on Martinez and he bought everybody a San Miguel. The third round was on Wenger and he bought everybody a glass of red wine. The fourth was on Laudrup and he bought a Carlsberg for three of the guys, all except for Moyes who said;

    "Hey guys what about my pint?"

    Laudrup looked at him and said, "Sorry David, this is the fourth round, and you're not in it.

    <laugh>
     
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    Kifflom!, Jan 6, 2014
  2. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Read it already on the Man utd board ...<laugh>
     
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    swanseaandproud, Jan 6, 2014
  3. glamexile

    glamexile Well-Known Member

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    Still good though :)
     
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    glamexile, Jan 6, 2014
  4. swantastic

    swantastic Well-Known Member

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    still funny
     
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    swantastic, Jan 6, 2014
  5. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    secondhand once you read it you know the ending <ok>
     
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    swanseaandproud, Jan 6, 2014
  6. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    "]secondhand once you read it you know the ending <ok>"

    A bit like some of your posts then <whistle>
     
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    Matthew Bound Still Lurks, Jan 7, 2014
  7. Bovi

    Bovi New Member

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    Ignore him Lurky he's a miserable twat. Here's a joke from me instead


    Rustlers in Cardiff have taken a dozen sheep.


    Up the arse.
     
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    Bovi, Jan 7, 2014

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