to anyone on here the joint second smallest board od Division 1, but hey ho
James received the following text from his neighbour:
I am very sorry James I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
James, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..
James received the following text from his neighbour:
I am very sorry James I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
James, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..