Off Topic Happy Monday

Why do you have a massive wafer in the top of it?

 

That pint looks ropey as **** looking at the head, and I still want it.

 

Are you left handed?

 

Why have you let someone jizz in your Appletini?

 

Very observant mate. I am indeed. Plus I need a wider handle for the stump where my 6th Mackem digit used to be.

 

Do you really need to ask that? Don't forget who you are asking.

 

Good evening as well by the way... anyone fancy a solar top?

 

It’s actually the reverse of the sphynx’s heed. Not the real one but a touristy one as I needed better Wi-fi.

 

So i was right once again.

I used to drink carling black label you see

 

Looking at that watch you've been down the beach talking to the lucky lucky men

 

It’s a plastic safety case on a Fitbit Ionic mate.. last year I got pissed and smashed it so had to biy a replacement which set me back a few quid.

 

Ive been a **** today like

 

Today???

 

Yeah im usually nice

 

Are you on holiday in south shields Chip Shop...?


nice photo btw

 

Haha. Don’t believe all you see on twitter mate. And cheers bud.

 

I’m sure Athena used to sell that poster.

 

Thanks for the compliment. Don’t know the lass personally. Bit before my time.

Not yours though.

Didn’t you go to school with Noah?