The Christmas fairy has just been to fill the children's advent calender for the last time. Carols to be sung at our village Church this evening. Then a real festive treat of Lobster , washed down with some award winning English methode, Champenoise. We have everything ready for St Nick as he come's down our chimney tonight, a rich dark Sussex Porter ale, mince pies and special reindeer food. Goodwill and peace to all and a wonderful Merry Christmas . Love from Rainbow valley.
I've never appeared on a poster, mate. The closest I've come to anything like that was when I appeared as "Hunk of the Month" in the December 1988 edition of Playgirl. It was a full-frontal, and all I was wearing was a santa hat and a bit of ribbon tied in a bow around my bell-end. Apparently, it was Playgirl's fastest selling copy, so I reckon I made quite a few dreams come truth that Christmas!
Tell me if you're impressed with my "santa's sack." Mind you, I was a younger man, then. Nowadays, I wear my sack around my knees.
Have a good one......... oh! and whilst I'm here, can I wish you all (whether near or far), a 'Jolly-Happy Christmas'.