This is probably an embedded suggestion in one of the articles somewhere. We've always been pretty good at ironic banter chants I think and was wondering whether we should try and come up with some kind of chorus of Happy Birthday for the two bosses today...? Harry' could end "Happy Birthday you bent money grabbing dirty skate" or somethin like that. Would be ironic banter to do it Spanish/Argentinian for MP but obviously not realistic but maybe include something to do with his interpreter or the fact that he may not understand...? Would be especially funny if we were winning and therefore it was a very "Happy Birthday" based upon our renditions. I'll allow the creative to chip in here.
Very simple suggestion. Sing the traditional song, but add a shouted NOT YOU HARRY with pointed fingers after the Happy Birthday, Mauricio bit. Funny without being offensive (no need to wind up the opposition players to play better).
Don't call Redknapp a skate. It would suggest that either we support him or that he represents our club, both would be horribly inaccurate.