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Happiest Towns and Cities in the UK

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, May 21, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ten most miserable were in London, they said on the radio this morning.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Surprised Cockermouth isn`t number one.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Rightmove must be trying to shift properties.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Taunton is lovely
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Coincidentally, weren't those also the top ten Crap Towns last year?
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It'll be that crazy wheel they've got. Hours of fun for all the family.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    They've got massive kelpie heids as well now.

    You can see why they don't want for anything.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I would instantly kill myself if I lived in any of those places.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Truro's actually quite nice.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Try driving along the M9 tired and day-dreaming when the massive Horse Heads appear out of nowhere, drove past them twice and have been startled both times.

    Too many Mafia movies for me.
     
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    Telford, Hull and Stockport are a bit random. Can't really speak for Falkirk as never been there but the other places are nice enough. Still, it just says that they're the happiest rather than nicest - could be any number of reasons for it i suppose.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Telford was the only one I was in and it didn't do much for me,I was depressed leaving!
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Drugs, probably.
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of the time that Ruud van Nistelrooij's wife called the police about Mafia intimidation after waking to find a hideous horse's head on the pillow beside her.
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Why the long face?
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Please consider moving.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The people polled from Inverness are most likely all auld wee free nutters.

    If you're under 40 and you find Inverness a happy place to live then you're a ****ing borefest.

    The licensing laws are prehistoric and you can't get **** all to eat after 10pm.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On the plus side there is no shortage of 12 fingered glove manufacturers.
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Very stupid people are often quite happy, too dumb to realise that they are so moronic and dull that they should be miserable, but somehow nothing perturbs their amoeba like brain and they relentlessly soldier on in a state of ignorant bliss.
     
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