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Handicapping of the traditional 'wud ye?'

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. Mick

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    Would you rather:

    Shag Jessica Alba - while she's on her period

    or

    Shag Angelina Jolie - while she's not on her period
     
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    Mick, Jun 13, 2012
  2. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    I thought this was going to be about shagging spazzies, Angelina for me with or without a bit of blood, although we could always chop her legs off.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 13, 2012
  3. Mick

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    You'd beat the handicap by a distance then.

    I'm genuinely unsure what I'd chose, which makes it a great handicap - at least in my head.

    Probably edging towards Jolie - being on the blurt would restrict various filthy fantasy options.
     
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    Mick, Jun 13, 2012
  4. gas

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    Ah wid choose Jess regardless
     
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    gas, Jun 13, 2012
  5. Barrie Lochrie

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    What's the big deal with shagging some burd on her jam rags?

    So ****, if anything, it's extra lube.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jun 13, 2012
  6. Otto Flayshow

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    You kids are too fussy. They'll never call you Redbeard Mick at this rate.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 13, 2012
  7. rogueleader

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    Alba. No Contest.
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 13, 2012
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'm no a fan of the crimson dip, I must admit.

    Still, it's a toughie.

    I'm gonna say Jolie - the monthlies aren't the swinging factor. The clincher is the fact that she's a durrrrrrty cow that would tongue your ring and thank you for slapping her about with your walloper.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 13, 2012
  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Period blood ****ing stinks, but it's easy to wash off. Can I choose a threesome?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 13, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's the lumpy bits in period blood that puts me off.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2012

  11. monacoger

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    ****.
     
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  12. Gambol

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    Naw, that's the lumpy bits in ****e that you're thinking of.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2012
  13. monacoger

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    I thought the lumpy bits in ****e was, well, ****e.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 13, 2012
  14. monacoger

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    Wait a cotton picking minute, I see what you mean now.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 13, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ya great reeking bufty ye

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2012
  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Jolie is a skelf and a dog.

    probably snap in half.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 13, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Even the halfbits would still be depraved.


    "Do me in the snapwound"
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 13, 2012
  18. GroveRanger

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    On the blob or not you'd have to have a go at both. Nowt wrong with a Dirty Sanchez.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 13, 2012
  19. RinoGattuso

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    Jessica Alba everytime.
     
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    RinoGattuso, Jun 13, 2012
  20. User Deleted

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    Can't choose.

    Pass
     
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